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Sunday, 29 April 2012

HONG KONG: Great Night, Great Contrasts, Steve and Family


Wednesday 11 April – Bye bye BK, HELLO HONG KONG!!!

10.00am: I am by the hotel pool in a great sunny day. I skip the gym and we are leaving at midday for the three hour flight to Hong Kong. ‘It is 10.00am and I am sunbathing and in the pool, in Bangkok’, I say to myself again; ‘I should do this more often’ I conclude.

One final swim before Hong Kong - thank you Bangkok
Shortly afterwards we head to the airport and on our way I see a big billboard with Cristiano Ronaldo promoting some tyres, on a suit. Very different to Messi’s ad... just like their style of play, character and popularity. Oh well. As we get to the airport, there is one final big photo-tribute to the King. It is highly present in everyone's life here.

Even the King makes sure we leave the country - watchful eye

8.30pm: We are taking the airport train to central Hong Kong, which takes 20 minutes. It is my second time in HK after I visited Steve and Pabs three years ago. 
Since I live in London, I find it very easy to feel comfortable in Hong Kong – the main differences for me being the density of the population here, with endless towers and towers of flats and more flats, as well as the very limited space it has and how well they maximise it; it is a little less clean too in some areas. At night the city and bay become a spectacle of multiple lights of all colours and at all heights.

Festival of lights, colours, traffic, high towers - HK at night 

Skyscraper staircase to heaven, maybe
I am here to attend my friend Steve’s wedding with Carol on Saturday, where I am honoured to be part of the five groomsmen, or best men – or one the five closest friends he has.

Steve and I met in London in September 2003, when I moved in to a super tiny room –aka ‘the matchbox’- in his flat in Clapham Junction, which was all I could afford at the time. It probed to be one of the best decisions of my life to this date. Steve and I quickly became good mates and that friendship is still very, very healthy today even though he moved to HK in 2005, less than two years after we met.

For months I have been emailing with the other groomsmen, Rich, Dan, Tobs and Pableras, but I only know Pabs from before, so it is great to finally get to meet the other guys too. If they are so close to Steve they must be great guys – or at least as great as I am, because I am great, Pabs is great... we all are, surely, if we have been able to put up with Steve's terrible jokes all these years.

David has not been to HK before so he is also excited to be here and will have time to explore the city on his own whilst I attend some of the wedding activities.

10.00pm: After dropping the bags at Pabs’ mansion on the West side of HK island, we get changed and meet Steve, Carol, his sister Leanne (who flew in from Canada with their Mum) and a couple of other of his friends in the Luang-Kwai-Foon area (forgive my spelling, I am still working on my Cantonese) at the Solas bar.

A first drink with Steve (middle) - Alan Thor back is on the right
It is a popular night spot with several trendy bars with a good mix of expats, locals and some tourists. They are all next to each other so it is very convenient.
I saw Steve briefly for an hour, between 5 and 6 am, back in Singapore at the beginning of this Asian trip; so it is nice to actually see him properly now, looking casual and relaxed, with his very beautiful and lovely fiancé, Carol.
He goes off in his usual trash-talking Spanish-sounding loud words 'Que pasa capulloooo!?!?!?!?!' and we laugh loud again; we've taught him well. 
He has by now recovered from his injured arm from that Singapore night – and no, in case you were worried it wasn’t broken, he was just being a lightweight at the time.

11.30pm: We make a move to a more bar-club nearby where we decide to get a couple of bottles of vodka. We also get mixers and a few Red Bulls, phew. In addition, when you order lemonade here they do not just give you Sprite or 7Up, they give you proper, fresh, just made lemonadeThat is the type of service we are talking about.

Thursday 12 April – The night before, old meets new meets newer and a great dinner

12.30am: It has not taken us too long to be dancing around. Everyone is in GREAT SPIRITS and we feel that ‘tonight is gonna be a good night... tonight is gonna be a good night....

The Bolt strikes in Hong Kong
2.30am: And we have literally taken over one of the reserved tables, some of us are dancing on the couches. YES, IT IS ONE OF THOSE NIGHTSAnd it is great fun... By the end of it well past 4am we all leave at different times and ways with the feeling that it really was a good night. It was great.

9.00am: Works on the street started around 8.00am. They are LOUD, very – added to the ‘morning-after-the-night-before’ feeling it all makes it more intense.
We are at the 17th floor in Pabs tower of flats. It is one flat per floor – and they are about 40 square metres, or I may be wrong and they may be bigger – they are cosy in any case.

View from Pabs 17th floor flat - towers, towers, towers 
Food vendor - one of many
1.30pm: Pabs, Alan and I meet Steve to go and hire our tuxedos for the wedding.
Alan actually only has to make some adjustments to his brand new trousers as his tailor got them wrong. To clarify, his tailor is in Singapore and has not met him for over two years. In this time Alan has become Thor, with muscles everywhere so he does not really fit in those trousers as they are. “Easy job” says the grey haired, pony-tailed tailor.
Pabs and I arrange our tuxedos - I get carried away and order three tailor made shirts I will be unable to collect before I leave as they will be finalised in a week’s time. I hope they are good.

6.00pm: It is an afternoon at leisure walking around this incredibly lively city, taking pictures here and there –particularly of the fully covered trams in ads of all major and local brands- and getting lost a number of times.

HK trams brought to life

The right spirit, right there

J'Adiore her

A rare moment of peace and green

Old and new constantly meet everywhere, at every corner.

Back streets - contrasts right, centre and left
Constant renovation, repairs or building from scratch - there is never a dull moment in HK.

Street works - not even the funny little man makes them any quieter
I also spot a big ad with the Angry Birds and the local transport, some sort of discount – they seem to be everywhere. 


E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E.
When I get younger I want my school bus to be like that
New meets newer and time travelling is forwards, not backwards.

Modern meets ultra-modern C3PO where are you?

Glass, height, roads, green, towers - HK

8.00pm: Pabs and I arrive at the same time at the Old Bank of China building where Steve has kindly invited us for dinner with his mum Frances, his sister Leanne, his always colourful cousin Vincent, lovely Carol and Claire, aka Ultra-Fit Macca- and Avril –both friends of Steve from London who I have met before. Alan arrives later on.
We have a drink at the rooftop terrace, next to the HSBC Headquarters, designed by British architect Sir Norman Foster and to the New Bank of China building.

It is a very pleasant evening and the view is great, with the waterfront not far away and the constant cocktail of high towers, skyscrapers and lights of all colours everywhere.
This is a members’ only club, and the joining fee alone is north of US$20,000 (plus monthly fees, plus the actual cost of food and drinks and service – in other words, not my usual hang about place). 
Fortunately one of Steve’s clients has let him use his membership for the night. It is decorated to the highest standards with an array of great paintings of both Western, Asian and Chinese artists, very high end wooden floors and very nicely finished walls with touches of green and white, with red light bulbs. It is something I have never seen before. There is a Mao and Whitney Houston painting that calls my attention – contrast, art, colour, both symbols.

Mao - Whitney - Smiles - with love 
We then pass to a private dining room just for us, where four or five waiters and waitresses will look after us all night.
Dinner. Dinner is... fan-tas-tic.
Or I should say FAN-TAS-TIC.
It is a Chinese degustation menu of eight or nine dishes. With a great variety of ingredients, tastes, flavours, spices and styles it really is a pleasure.
But the main standout element of the night is seeing Frances sitting around the table and clearly enjoying the evening - it is GREAT TO SEE HER HERE for the wedding.

Steve's mum Frances, so great to see her, and sister Leanne
Not only is she a lovely lady, she is very funny, very modern and engages in conversation with you so naturally you feel you have known her for years - 'I hope you keep dancing Alfonso'. In addition to all of that, she truly is a super mum and it is an honour to be sharing this evening with her too.

It is a very enjoyable dinner all round and, to top it off, today is Carol’s birthday – Steve has arranged with the service to bring a few cakes and a candle for her, while we all wish her Happy Birthday.

Carol's birthday Chinese cakes surprise - What a great week for you guys!

After dinner we go for a couple of quiet beers in the hotel the wedding will take place on Saturday, the five star hotel Shangrila. The first round we are served with true silver glasses, which not only help the beer be colder, it also makes the whole experience even cooler. Just like us all, great. We call it a day soon as tomorrow, Friday, we have The Twin Peaks to climb...

What another great day that was - bring on the rest of the week.

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

BANGKOK 2 DAY STOP: Royal Family, Taxi rides, colourful views, Buddhas and a little man


Monday 9 April – Hello Bangkok: night markets, a Royal funeral and a taxi driver

6.00pm: On the road to our boutique hotel in Bangkok and I see a number of big ads for Chang beer with Manchester United and Chelsea players, also of the Red Bull Formula One team; a beer promoting an energy drink of a different company, who would have thought it. They are the biggest ads one can see, on billboards, on buildings and hotels; and I mean BIG.
It is my first time in this famously crazy city and I am not sure what is going to happen or what is out there to see – no, I haven’t done my homework.

9.00pm: We head out for dinner and find a local busy Night Market. Food is not too expensive and I try some chicken meatballs.

Street food on the go - cheap and tasty
We also quickly notice some bars and pubs are shut. It is a Monday night but, come on, this is Bangkok – I say to myself. As we talk to a waitress in a pub we find out that today took place the Funeral ceremony of the sister of the King. It was a big deal, and I mean BIG. So big that many businesses have closed down as a sign of respect, and others whilst open do not serve alcohol.

No alcohol tonight - respect
She passed away back in July, last year. It took them eight months to prepare the funeral... So here I am, having mixed feelings: on the one hand, I am disappointed that on my first of the two nights in Bangkok it seems we are not going to be able to party, not even a little. On the other hand, I also feel disappointed for having missed the funeral ceremony, as from what we can now see on TV news reports, it was a massive ceremony of the highest of profiles.

11.00pm: David has headed back to the hotel as he is feeling unwell but I feel I want to explore some of the city. After googleing some places I jump on a cab and ask him to take me to Nana Plaza, famous for its nightlife. Same scenario: all shut, it looks like a lock down.

11.30pm: A young taxi driver – I will call him Seb (as in Sebastian Loeb, the 8-time world rally champion)- asks me if I want to go a private club.
I do not hesitate and say yes. On his pink coloured taxi –they are pink, yellow, blue, red, orange... all colours- with a rally car steering wheel off we go to this place.
I have no idea of where we are going but we are going through some big avenues and he is speeding happily at over 60mph or 100km/h. ‘Yes, this is more like it’ – I say to myself- ‘bring it on’.
We arrive to an unbranded place where the doorman, wearing a full black suit, nods to Seb and we get in easily. The door opens and after a second door with some purple light on, we enter a bar of about 60 square metres – like the posh ones in London, tiny. There are men and girls, with no dancing on stage, and jazz-house music sounds from the speakers. I look at Seb and nod at him. We sit around a high table and order two beers. It doesn’t take long until a girl comes round to talk to us. Seb explains to me that I have to get a drink to the girl, which I do. She is just chatty and friendly.
After a few minutes talking chit chat, I am thinking this is going nowhere and as I look around the place really is going nowhere tonight.
I ask Seb if he knows other places with a bit more of atmosphere and he does not hesitate. We jump on his pink cab and off we go to another bar somewhere else.

BK traffic at night - meeeeentaaaaaaaalllll
I am more excited about the driving and the speeds we are doing on avenues and highways than actually going to another bar.

Given the funeral is present in everyone’s mind from here on in the script is more or less as follows:

1. Arrive to next bar.
2. Get in, I take a look, there is not much on.
3. I tell Seb to try somewhere else.
4. Off we go, speeding away – yay!

0. 10min later.
1. Arrive to next bar.
2. Get in, I take a look, there is not much on.
3. I tell Seb to try somewhere else.
4. Off we go, speeding away – yay!

0. 10min later...

He takes me to about five or six different bars all over Bangkok and I give him an ultimatum that I really am looking for a party. He promises to deliver.
But he doesn’t and I ask him to take me to my hotel – at least he tried and I really enjoyed the ride. Surprisingly he does not want to charge me anything for the ride but only what I feel I want; so I give him 200 Bhat (US$6.50).

Tuesday 10 April – Switchinternet, Gym, Pool, Tuk-tuk, Thai Massage

12.30am: Seb drops me by the night market not far away from our hotel. Some of the bars that were shut when we were here for dinner are now open. I enter a few of them and have a couple of beers. If they are not dancing tonight I wonder how things look on nights where there is no mourning. I head back to the hotel after a while and think that was a good night all in all – I even got a Swiss watch “made in Switchinternet” for USD10. Note it should read “Switzerland”; it must be a typo, surely.

11.00am: I have a good workout at the hotel’s gym. David comes later too. The view of Bangkok’s skyscrapers around us and, more importantly, the hotel’s 20 metres pool in this gloriously sunny day is quite encouraging.
I was not expecting any sunbathing and swimming here and I take the opportunity with open arms. I love it.

I mean, I am sooooo stressed right now - really. I am... not.
2.00pm: We head off to see the Sleeping Buddha, a mighty golden statue of 50 metres long and up to 5 or 6 metres high: it is ENORMOUS. Famous are his toes too where you can take a photo that catches all of him. Marvellous – good thing they are not smelly either.

Sleeping Buddha - nobody has dared waking him up in years. 
We walk around the temple and in the main site Buddhists monks are praying. It is a row of about 10 of them, sat on a long podium in a long row side by side. The first one nearest to the entrance is pulling a light white cord, which is held by all of them up to the one nearest to the sitting Buddha at the back end of the hall.

Monks praying - calm, peace, religion, tradition.
Visitors are allowed to sit down, pray or take pictures. It is the first time I have ever seen Buddhist monks praying, and the singing is quite interesting to me.

Sleeping Dog - nobody has dared waking him up in hours
Back outside it is quite a hot afternoon and we walk around the site and take some more photos. They definitely have their resources to be able to put this place for pray together, in the centre of Bangkok, next to the Royal Palace.
We learn the Palace is shut today all day as part of the two-day mourning. Unlike yesterday night, we are not going to find exceptions to this rule.

3.00pm: A chatty tuk-tuk driver takes us around to a number of sightseeing places for the agreed fee equivalent of US$5. He is quite friendly and tells us that ‘today tuk-tuks no pay petrol, is free, so tuk-tuk very cheap for you!’, which is always a bonus we think, and he smiles broadly.

I'll have the third from left... No, the other left. Thanks
As we visit the Golden Bell, the lucky Buddha and some other places we also have a random stop at a tailor shop:
‘Yes you go there so I can get free petrol, you don’t have buy anything!” and smiles again. 
We enter the tailor shop – we are wearing our usual cargo shorts, tshirts, trainers, rucksack and shades, clearly NOT the typical outfit you wear when you are going to buy a suit or a shirt, let alone tailor made. But we play along and are walked through to a small office where the sales attendant shows us some Armani, Calvin Klein and other famous labels men’s suits books.
“This is a bit random” I say to David while pretending to be browsing. He does a good job at browsing and even engages with the fellow about some of the suits and the price.
After about 3-4 long minutes of ‘get-me-out-of-here’ feeling, we agree to move on and David confirms to the guy:
“Actually we are not going to buy anything, we leave tomorrow, but thanks”.
We tell the tuk-tuk driver that we didn’t buy anything –just in case he had not guessed- and he smiles again broadly.
As we set off somewhere else, I take note that tuk-tuks here are SUPER powered – a whole different level to those in Vietnam and Cambodia. They are like go-karts but bigger, and we easily reach speeds of 40-50 mph or 70-80 km/h; I think I’d love to drive one for a test.

Super powered Tuk tuk - they can fly, almost
The city is full of flags of Thailand of the Royal Family, both on streets and public buildings as well as on flats, balconies and shops and bars. There are many posters of the king, and of his sister, in what seems both a combination of public affection for the King and a display of official support.
It is a scorching afternoon and as the traffic starts to build up we are dropped at our final stop: a pier off the main waterfront where we agree a tour of the old canal and back to the main canal for about US$15. It turns out to be a good deal we think.

5.00pm: We are on the long boat, just for us two, navigating through the old canal, and the old Bangkok. It is clearly not Venice, or the floating islands in Vietnam, but it is a good spectacle of houses on stilts, some temples, some schools and healthy traffic of tourists boats and local trading boats.

It is not Venice - but it's got its own edge
As we get back to the main canal we see another HUGE white cloud in the distance. It looks particularly big just as the sun starts to set and the white starts to give way to yellows and oranges and reds – just like the one a couple of days ago in Cambodia. Mother Nature.

Mother Nature - good to see you again.
We see a number of high towers and some skyscrapers whilst the broad river has a good number of tourists boats up and down; similar to the Thames in London in a way, minus the Houses of Parliament, or the Big Ben. Or the London Eye. Or Tower Bridge. As I say, practically identical.

Canary Wharf, with an Eastern touch, sort of
6.15pm: Walking on the pier we’ve just been dropped off at, in front of a high tower of about 60 floors which seems completely abandoned. As we head towards the main traffic road, it is a combination of the Vietnam chaos but with very few motorbikes and more cars and buses – all very colourful, pink, blue, yellow, orange taxis, long red or yellow buses, white or green or black cars- just as on the pathways there are many food places and other vendors.
We take the sky-train – Bangkok’s overground, ultra air-conditioned, ultra-cool and ultra-cold urban rail system- and head towards the main central park in the city.
I notice a funny poster ad of the Angry Birds, promoting some sort of local discount with Visa. They really have done well, those birds...

Angry Birds make you a discount
I see another adidas ad with Lionel Messi, from FC Barcelona and Argentina. Global icon he is – I have not seen one of Cristiano Ronaldo yet.
At the central park there is a public aerobics class where about 200 people are taking part. In no time I have dropped my rucksack and join the lot trying to catch up on the easy steps.

Aerobics - Bangkok - Me - Them - Loved it!
I am clearly the tallest guy around and some of the ladies taking part smile or laugh. Who would have thought I would be doing aerobics in a park in the middle of Bangkok – madness. I hang out for about five minutes just as the sweat breaks off and we continue our walk. That was fun.
A couple sit on a bench just off the park’s lake, and in the distance we see some the financial area skyscrapers, while some small rowing boats float on the lake. It is almost dark and it is a lovely view and a quiet moment of peace in this crazily alive city.

7.00pm: We stop at a street food place. Surprisingly none of the eight or so restaurants serve pad-thai. I mean, we are in Thailand’s capital, and they do not serve pad-thai – we move on.
We arrive at a couple of big and modern shopping malls, north side of the sky train; on the left there are plenty of busy streets and small local markets. As I am taking a short clip, I don’t notice there is a step and a fountain... where my foot goes deep until my knee – you muppet; good thing I didn’t drop my phone too.
We opt for one the malls to have dinner and choose a sushi type of place where we can eat all we want for about US$10. We eat. A lot.

9.00pm: It is our second, and final night in Bangkok. We are feeling tired and sleepy and I opt for a Thai massage in a place near the hotel. For about US$8 I get a full one-hour massage. It is a short little man who is going to virtually torture me for the following 60 minutes.
Here you take the massage wearing a cotton loose t-shirt and loose trousers.
As I lay on my belly on a hard mattress the little man starts to walk up and down my legs and my back, then massaging with his hands pressing hard as in a deep tissue massage.
The pressure becomes pain but you know it is doing good for you, or that’s what you tell yourself. So you just stay laid, not moving, breathing deep and trying to enjoy it – but you can’t... so you just close your eyes and get over it. He then takes me upwards and starts turning my back from one side to another like I did not know I could do.
Crack.
Crack.
Crack.
‘Ouch, that was good’ I compliment him – and it was, in a way.
I then am passed to a long comfy chair where he starts a foot massage. Next to me lies a man, probably in his late forties, also having a foot massage. He is also snoring of pleasure. As the little man starts working my legs I understand why but cannot fall asleep. It makes for compelling viewing as I didn’t know I could feel this pressure on my legs.
By the end of it I am so relaxed and tired that I head back straight to the hotel for a good night sleep. A great day in BK.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

Cambodia Final 3 days: Mother Nature, Young Kids and a Shark


Friday 6 April – Relaxed day on the beach

6.00pm: The sun starts to set in spectacular fashion, again, with just a few small clouds in the sky. I spot a big rock on the beach where I sit alone with my beer and phone (to take some smartphontos), to enjoy this gift of a sunset as it deserves.
It is truly beautiful, the blue turning yellow, turning orange, turning red, turning purple; the clouds turning yellow, turning orange and blue and red. The fishermen starting their daily journey in the horizon, boat after boat, men after men. One, two, three... twenty, thirty, forty.

The post-sunset rays
While small wave after small wave arrives to the shore for one last sleep, a tiny, light-green crab of no more 1-2 cm size seems to dance with the waves as it avoids getting wet with their constant arrival to the end of their journey, one after another.
There is a bit of a breeze and I really am taking this moment all in, feeling relaxed, calmed, peaceful... and thankful.
THANK YOU WORLD.
The sun seems to be just a few metres above the sea in the horizon, with a light blue sky above it and a yellow and orange belly underneath. I focus on its reflection on the sand just as the waves go back into sea.
I realise at this moment I used to take sunsets for granted when I was growing up back home, in Tenerife (Canary Islands, Spain).
Each sunset has its own story, its own life, its own part of drama, love, passion... and its inevitable same end, day after day. And for me, they are at their best when we see them over the sea.
David, Pabs and Christa, who we have met today and is Italian-Canadian, join me on the rock and we cannot take enough pictures of the sun. We are all loving this moment very much.
Once the sun has gone, the show continues as we can clearly see huge, wide and long rays of light in the sky, now with very few clouds. A visual combination of clouds and islands breaks the sky and the effect is stunning.
Mother Nature, you are great.

9.00pm: Christa joins us for dinner by the Serendipity beach. Some young street vendor girls come round to chat to her. They know her from a few days now and act like they are best friends:
Girl, looks under 10: I need your help.
Christa: what’s happened?
Girl: I need you to write “I don’t like you anymore”, she asks, a little upset.
Christa: What? Why do you need me to write that?, responds surprised.
Girl: It is my boyfriend... I don’t like him anymore, responds the girl really disappointed.
Christa: What boyfriend? You are too young to have a boyfriend!
Girl: He is not good any more. And... where is your friend?.
Christa: My friend?? You mean my cousin?? You like him, didn’t you!
The girl smiles first and laughs later.
Christa: He is having dinner somewhere else tonight.
Girl: really?? Why he not here? I want to see him – she says all serious and excited.
Christa, who seems to be handling the situation very well says in a motherly tone: And why are you not in bed at this time eh? You little cute thing... You’d go to bed.
Girl: No, no... –she says in a low voice and changes topic- Can you write that for my boyfriend?
Christa writes something on the girl’s hand and off she goes to show it to her boyfriend. Who the boyfriend in particular was or how much of a boyfriend was it is unknown... But for a very young girl she seems to have lived a lot already – I wonder where she will be in ten years time.

11.30pm: We are at JJs dance floor and it is going off. Mostly tourists around, it is quite hot and humid, sweating a lot. The staff is also international and one of the bartender girls is from England. She came for a couple of weeks and has been here for six months. She doesn’t really know how much longer she will stay, it is an easy life without too many responsibilities “and I get free booze every night”. Noted.
They have some sort of party going on and we get painted in glowing green, pink and orange colours. After a few more cocktails and rocket-fuelled buckets, we manage to lose each other at some point and head back at different times.

Saturday 7 April – Paint, wi-fi and beach

5.00pm: We are by the hotel beach recovering from the night before. The paint does not go despite showers and swims and we still have live traces over our faces and bodies. “It went a bit wild” I seem to recall saying.
After ordering a couple of beers, David gives one of the quotes of the trip so far: “Hhhmmm... The wi-fi goes very slow in here...” says more for himself than for everyone and a touch disappointed.
Now, to picture this, “here” means: by the beach in Cambodia, at 28C, under a couple of nice coconut palm trees, while the very smartly dressed waiter is bringing three cold draft beers to our small table. Behind us there is a little pond, lake with some lake-type plants and flowers, with the nearest building about 50 metres away...
Pabs can’t help himself and adds on “What?! Yes, you are right... Wi-fi goes very slow here... it is crap!” and we all laugh loud.

7.00pm: It is another amazing sunset – I am running out of adjectives- and the light blueish green clouds are beautiful. On a scale of 1 to 10, it is probably a 8.5 as the one the day before was more like a 9. Still, you can’t get enough of it.


One final sunset by the beach... Not too bad.
9.00pm: At a guesthouse pub watching a Premier League football game on a big screen. I notice how some of the guests are on their laptops and iPads typing away – wifi does not go that slow in here... One is watching some video on her iPhone with her headphones plugged. Thank you Steve Jobs.


11.00pm: We are at one of the three bars, and Christa and her auntie have joined us for a few drinks. Turns out to be a great night with some crazy moments, including a massive downpour as a storm finally came our way. It is wild and wet and free. It is Cambodia after all.

Sunday 8 April – Caves, bats and a shark, alive.

11.00am: We say our goodbyes to Pabs, who is leaving for his early flight to Hong Kong tomorrow while David and I hire a taxi for the day. It has been great to see Pableras again and we will catch up in a few days in Hong Kong for the much anticipated Steve and Carol’s wedding.
A little road trip is ahead for us and it turns out to be a great day. Fortunately our driver, Sandar, speaks very good English and is very chatty and polite – like everyone else we have met in Cambodia. He moved here from the South four years ago, leaving his family farm behind. Working part time as a driver and waiter places him in a much better position than staying at the farm.
He also has a three years old daughter and his wife does not work. He has big responsibilities.
Unlike Sankar, our great tour guide in Siem Reap, Sandar did not have to raise any money to marry his wife. It all comes down to each village’s traditions he tells us.
As we drive down to the Kampot area, the road starts to show some of its potholes and lack of regular maintenance and we go sometimes from right to left to right, even at crawling speed. “In the wet season it is a lot worse as you only see the water and then BUM! Big pothole under water” Sandar tells us.
I notice again several volleyball nets as we drive along. It is common with Vietnam and “it is very popular in Cambodia; people don’t have space for football pitch”. It is not beach volleyball, but it is about having fun and playing sports.

12.00pm: Off the road we see the usual landscape of Cambodia, which is very much like the one in Vietnam: humble huts, trees and plants, groceries vendors, kids and people hanging around. Easy life, probably.
I also notice my eyesight is a lot better than in London. I have not been staring to a computer screen for 10+ hours a day, nor watching 2+ hours of TV, in a few weeks and it really makes a difference to your eyes. It is good. Easy life, surely.

1.00pm: We stop at Kampot Market. Whilst similar to most of the other markets we have visited, this one has the peculiarity that its plastic roofs are not particularly high. As in, with my 1.93m, my head is way above and I have to constantly be hunching forward and right to left to right to avoid hitting whatever is on my way.

I am too tall, or am I?
At the same time I feel a different buzz about this place. It is super crowded, busy and loud; it has that combination of smells from fresh to not-so-fresh and noises and people hanging about. Yet it has something a little special. We stop at a sugar cane fresh juice place and get two fresh juices. The machine squeezes the canes in a matter of seconds and, poured over a glass with ice, to me it tastes great. I love my sweet stuff and it’s like tea, without the tea, and a touch of cane with lots of sugar (it may seem obvious, I know).

Local market - local people

The town itself is quite worn out and there’re very few signs that it is moving forward with run down buildings and poor streets and roads. But it is a crazy little place.

2.00pm: We reach the Kampot Caves, which have been there thousands of years - I will not go on about their history but feel free to go on the internet to find out what they are.
A group of five or six young children greets us happily and with great English. The oldest one is 15 and quite tall for the average. His nickname is Justin Bieber, huh?... Another one is called Nam, nicknamed Michael and is 11. There are a few younger girls whose nicknames vary from Vanessa to Jennifer, or something like that. We walk through some rice fields as the caves are about 500 metres away. The kids, as usual, make us the 3 Famous Questions and throw some Spanish words in between like “muchas gracias” or “vamos”. They are good fun.

From left to right: Justin, Sandar, David, Nam and Vanessa

 We go up the 200 steps staircase with the kids playing jokes about this and that. As we go up we have a chance to look around and see the rice fields and farms extending for miles, always a flat landscape with some palm trees here and there.

We reach the main entrance to the caves and we are about ten metres above the base and some ten under its great natural ceiling. A combination of stalactites and stalagmites fuse with stones of multiple colours, from white to yellow to cream or dark green.

Main Entrance to the cave from the inside - old man on the right

Our mini-tour guides point to many shapes and figures on the stones:
‘You see, and elephant there’, says Justin.
‘And a butterfly there’ points Nam.
There is also a man-made temple of dark orange stone colour, apparently built around the year 600 or so. It is very tiny, of no more than two metres high by two metres wide. As I enter half my body to look inside it, one of the girls jumps out of the dark inside shouting ‘BOOOOOOO!!!!!’ and manages to scare the hell out of me, while laughing and running away.
‘I will get you back!’ I shout at her as everyone laughs loud, including Sandar who has joined us too.
We look around and some of the kids climb up some of the walls, disappear for ten, twenty or thirty seconds and then appear somewhere else a few metres away. They seem to know the place even with their eyes closed.
An older man who was sitting at the entrance joins us as we decide to go through the caves.
‘It is only ten minutes sir!’ Justin tells us. ‘It is all dark and there are bats. It is fun, you will be ok!’
I am seriously questioning whether I want to do this – I remember my cousin, and I tell to myself he is looking after me from up there somewhere, and decide I will do it for him.
I am not 15 or 11 and I am not 1.50 metres, like these kids... Hmmm...
‘What the hell, this is what we came for’ I tell Justin, without really knowing where were we getting ourselves into. David and Sandar join too.
Off we go and I switch on my little twelve year old in me, the same one that climbed the Siem Reap temples. ‘This could be fun’ I tell myself, reassuringly.
As we drop the first stone and it is pitch black inside, I light up my mobile phone lantern, and so does David. Now, that would be easy if it wasn’t because we had to constantly up and down stones, rocks and small alleyways, and thanks to my height I am feeling a little too big for some of the spaces – it is not the Cuchi tunnels from Vietnam but it is all raw, dark and exciting at the same time.
Justin voluntarily offers to hold the phone for me and the rest of the kids go around us pointing where we should be putting our hands and feet.
‘Hand there Sir... very good. Now foot there, see? There... very good. Easy!’

We have now been walking inside the caves for a few minutes and if it wasn’t for the phones lights it would be completely dark. It is not cold but the air is different. The kids point the phones’ lights to the ceiling and we can see bats flying around at about 10-15 metres above us– we are disturbing their nap time. It is a beautiful view, even though we cannot see much of it, as I stop for a moment to think that this has been here for thousands of years.
THANK YOU WORLD.
The girl from the tiny temple continues to play along and manages to scare me a couple of more times – one as a snake grabbing my feet ‘ssssshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!’ which I shake off and almost slip while she laughs loud again, as does everyone else.

I am sweating, a lot. It is a combination of the exercise and movements we are making with the adrenaline of doing this and the uncertainty of what is ahead. If we didn’t have the children around, we would have never made it, no doubt. There is a little pond where water from rain remains steady. They tell us there are crocodiles there – we do not want to find out for real as we continue along, thank you very much.
The end of the caves is near and we start to see some natural light, as well as the roots of some of the old trees at the top of the caves. We grab them to go from one stone to the other, over the water – we are not Tarzan but it is fun too. It is good to see that we can also adapt to the environment when we have to, and not the other way round.

After what have been some of the longest 10-15 minutes of my life, we are definitely at the end of the caves. I am completely drenched in sweat, from head to toes, and so are David and Sandar. The older man who was at the entrance has been with us all along but has said nothing. I thank him too for having come with us and there is no need for words.
As we get back to the car, we give the kids a few dollas and they are more than grateful. It was a great little experience and I am glad we did it.

WE MADE IT! Now get me some water!

3.30pm: We stop at a small fish market on our way to the small beach town of Kep.

It is buzzing with small boats bringing fresh fish and women immediately taking it and cooking for sale or eating. We catch on camera the moment they bring a small young shark, still completely alive. The woman, wearing the usual outfit and simple gloves, puts it for a minute on a small cage as she grabs it from the tail. She then grabs it and... 1, 2, 3 and 4 hard slams of the shark’s head on the ground knock it out partially. She deposits it on the cage again and we can see it is still breathing, but not really moving, as Sandar picks it up with some excitement.

From live to cooked in a few minutes - c'est la vie!
‘I have never seen a shark alive’ he confesses.
She comes back and takes it towards the boiling pots where they have crabs, lobsters and all sort of seafood; on her way she bangs hard the shark’s head once again, PUM!, now against a pillar. Now it must be dead.
Within a minute or two she has cleared one of the big pots, makes sure the water is boiling hot and off it goes the shark inside. She leaves it there for another minute or so only and when she picks it up it is completely hard rock, bleeding by the mouth and lungs. Now it definitely is 100% dead.

4.00pm: We have stopped by the small beach of Kep and Sandar surprises us with a great picnic he cooked from 5.00am this morning. We have some salad, fried rice with egg and a lovely barracuda fish cooked with the most delicious of sauces – a bit of ginger, a bit of pepper and many other spices which, if I was a cook, I would be able to decipher; but I am not one, so you will have just to guess.
“So, Sandar, I can tell you. You are not only a driver, but you have showed us around very well, speak really good English and, to top it off, are also a great cook! I am impressed!” I tell him, while he modestly smiles and says “thanks, thanks, it is ok you know”.
“No, seriously, have you not thought about being a tour guide? You would do very well” I tell him.
“Oh nooo, no tour guide. It is very difficult” he responds.
“Why is it?”
“Oh it is very expensive, and I would have to go to Phnom Pem for three months” he explains, assumingly, “and I have my family”.
“Oh really? I didn’t know” I say, feeling slightly sorry for him. “I am sure you would do a very good tour guide. I hope you can do it one day if you want to”.
On the beach, a group of ten to fifteen children of young age play with rubber tyres. It is the school holiday as they prepare to celebrate the Cambodian New Year between 13-14-15 of April, and they love it.
In the background, tens of people doze on the hammocks under cover. It is some sight.

ZZZzzzzzZZzZZZ  zzZZZZ zzzzzzZzzZzzzzZZZZ.....
6.00pm: On our way back to the hotel, I become fascinated by one big white cloud in the distance. It is not big, it is HUUUUGE

Something is brewing...

As the sun starts to set and by virtue of Mother Nature, it looks as if the cloud is a super-slow motion explosion of whiteness suspended up in the air, less than 5-7 km away, with its centre turning orange and yellow, just like if it was the sun itself captured inside the cloud and wanting to escape. It also changes shape and form as we continue to drive. I am in total awe of it.


And the storm will be HUGE

7.30pm: We are reaching the hotel, it is now night and the white cloud has become a massive storm. The lightning is extraordinary and a massive succession of one after another is an incredible spectacle. It is miles away and we can barely hear the thunder as we stop and get out of the car to enjoy it for a few minutes. Unfortunately my phone camera does not take good pictures at dark so you will just have to imagine it.

As we get to the hotel I go on the swimming pool to enjoy the show while having a very refreshing beer. It is an outstanding display and I am enjoying it very much; comparable to watching the fireplace at home in the winter while having a glass of wine, or a Gin & Tonic :)

9.30pm: It is our final and quiet night in Cambodia before flying tomorrow to Bangkok. I look back at the past ten days and I remember:

- The Siem Reap Temples
- The memories of the War
- The green colour of the humble country
- The simple lives and friendly people, with their smiles and ‘one dolla’ deals
- The stunning sunsets and glorious storms
- A couple of crazy nights, with their buckets and dance floors

It has been a great, eye opening trip. Alongside Vietnam, it is very different from what we call developed countries, and yet there is something special which developed countries do not have.

THANK YOU CAMBODIA,
YOU HAVE BEEN GREAT TO US
AND I WISH YOU CAN CONTINUE
TO GROW YOUR COUNTRY
WITH THE BIG HEART AND KINDNESS
YOUR PEOPLE HAS.